Things I Hate About France: Frosting (or lack thereof)

6 Apr

I believe in paying money to save myself time and effort. So that I can reinvest my saved time and effort on making more money to pay for more time and less effort.

The French don’t. And this is why they also don’t believe in ready-made frosting. So when I want to be a good girlfriend and bake my handsome French boyfriend a cake, I now have to consider the added time and effort that making my own frosting requires.

Good thing there are many French bakeries with ready-made cakes to solve this problem.

And good thing that my parents fulfill my bizarre requests for frosting, mayonnaise without mustard, Secret deodorant and quesadillas from Ruchi’s when they come to visit me once a year.

Still, the lack of grocery bought frosting, is just another thing I hate about France.

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15 Responses to “Things I Hate About France: Frosting (or lack thereof)”

  1. Sabrina April 6, 2011 at 21:17 #

    Haha! It’s so funny what we miss when we are abroad, isn’t it? :) In turn, I can’t believe the surprise people show here when I bake a cake and it’s… gasp… from scratch :)

    • Carla April 7, 2011 at 13:10 #

      Haha! Crazy foreigners baking cakes from scratch! :D I’ve actually given up, my Dad is coming from Texas next month and I’ll just ask him to bring me some frosting, lol.

  2. Oneika April 7, 2011 at 02:20 #

    Wow, I never realized that! I lived in France for two years and one of the things I missed the most were certain brands of chocolate bars and cereals that I was able to get back home (I’m Canadian) and not in France.

    Not that I’ve lived in Hong Kong for nearly two years, I realize how many things I can get here that I wasn’t able to get in Nice or Nantes (the two cities I lived in in France). HOng Kong nearly has everything I like… With the exception of Wheat Thins (you know, those Mr. Christie crackers)!

  3. Oneika April 7, 2011 at 02:21 #

    Wow,, I never realized that! I lived in France for two years and one of the things I missed the most were certain brands of chocolate bars and cereals that I was able to get back home (I’m Canadian) and not in France.

    Not that I’ve lived in Hong Kong for nearly two years, I realize how many things I can get here that I wasn’t able to get in Nice or Nantes (the two cities I lived in in France). HOng Kong nearly has everything I like… With the exception of Wheat Thins (you know, those Mr. Christie crackers)!

    • Carla April 7, 2011 at 13:03 #

      Thanks for the comment! I actually have a list of “Things I Hate About France”, which of course I don’t truly hate, but it’s just strange that some products are so hard to fine, even with a large expat population here.

      But oh well, when I actually get people to bring me these random products, they become so much more enjoyable when I can’t have them very often!

      On the other hand, there are some expat shops here in which you can order stuff online, but paying 5 euros to get a couple of Reese’s Peanut Butter cups delivered to my door seems rather extravagant, especially when I have so many fantastic French bakeries with delicious stuff to discover within a 1 mile radius!

      • Oneika April 7, 2011 at 15:36 #

        Oh yes!! I totally forgot about the dearth of Reese’s in France!! There were other things that my expat friends used to complain about… Like they couldn’t find Heinz ketchup in France… Nor white marshmallows (for some reason they only had pink?!)… Random, but those are the touches of home that add comfort!

        This post got me thinking and inspired me to write one of my own about the things (including the aforementioned Wheat Thins) that I can’t get in Hong Kong… LOL…

        Thanks for the inspiration, lady!

      • Carla April 7, 2011 at 15:51 #

        YAY! I loved your blog too, so now I’m following it. Can’t wait to read your post :D

  4. ewilson2114 April 7, 2011 at 09:05 #

    Frosting is something that France is missing out on hard-core, I have to admit. But how about some positivity, girl? Chin up! How about some things you like about France?? The bread is delicious, admit it!

    • Carla April 7, 2011 at 13:00 #

      Hehee, it’s easier to be negative than positive! And I mostly write these things just to poke fun at life in France: so far I’ve survived fine without frosting :D

  5. Sharma April 11, 2011 at 16:50 #

    Frosting is plain DISGUSTING, and unhealthy!

    If your BF is French, learn how to do it properly and GLAZE your cake. It is actually easy. Frosting comes from the French glacing. Sugar water and lemon juice. Oh and heat! That is all.

    • Carla April 11, 2011 at 18:19 #

      Thanks for the advice. I never thought about it that way, but I’m sure you’re right and frosting is unhealthy…

      Glaze sounds good. I love glazed donuts, so I guess I will love correctly glazed cakes :D Thanks for the tip!

    • Sabrina April 11, 2011 at 18:40 #

      I think glaze is so much better than frosting anyways :) And as you said, so easy.

      Carla, just buy powdered sugar and squeeze a lemon, lime, or orange. Mix juice and powdered sugar until it becomes somewhat stiffer. Really good!

      • Carla April 12, 2011 at 10:28 #

        OKkkk! I guess i’ll try… but actually, I noticed that on Sat. night I went to a dinner party, and somebody brought a cake. It was an unglazed, unfrosted plain banana cake. Delicious, but still surprisingly unglazed. This could be an option too :D

  6. Skye April 12, 2011 at 01:36 #

    It’s not that the French do not value saving time. They do, however, put an emphasis on quality. This is a value that most European countries hold dear. Therefore, if you are short on time, buy your cake at a bakery where the quality is a given. The “slow food” movement emphasizes the concept that nutrition and quality should be preserved rather than taking shortcuts and producing anything mediocre.

    If you inspect the list of ingredients on the can of frosting, you will find lots of things not included in French frosting. Likewise any fresh ingredient that the French are using is not going to be included in a can of frosting that has been sitting on the shelf for months.

    • Carla April 12, 2011 at 10:31 #

      Thanks for your comment Stephen! I just wanted to point out that I was being a bit sarcastic though: I actually LOVE the fact that the French favor quality over saving time. It’s beautiful.

      But thanks to you and another commenter, I’ve realized that I should really look at the ingredients in the stuff I buy. Maybe frosting is not even legal here, because it doesn’t fulfill the EU standards for “safe” consumer products (quite possible!). Thanks for pointing that out though! :D

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